May 2013
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
April 2013
rhydonmyhardon:
my-family-thinks-im-funny:
rhydonmyhardon:
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
or cleaning themselves
cleaning themselves after they commit horrific murder
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
vrrriskers:
do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog
“I am interested in language because it wounds or seduces me.”
– Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text (via perfect) 